Spiders

Two nights ago I came into my room after enjoying a nice long shower after a long day of going to class and working a four hour shift at The Atrium to find a spider on my desk. Normally I'm not afraid of spiders, but this one was bigger than a quarter! Once they get that big, I kind of start to freak out a little bit. Especially if they're in the place where I sleep.
So here I am, my hair is soaking wet and the only thing I have on is this extremely short bath robe, and I am down on my hands and knees searching for this spider who had just crawled down the back of my desk. My roommate is on the other side of the room playing her x-box laughing at me. "HEY BRITTANY IT'S YOUR ROOM TOO, ARE YOU GOING TO HELP ME FIND THIS HUMONGOUS SPIDER?????....." guess what, she didn't help me.
In the end, I never did find that spider. I have no idea where it went. That night I went to sleep with a pillow over my ear because my good ol' roomie, Brittany, yelled up to me before I went to sleep, "Hey, better be careful, the spider might lay eggs in your ear."
"Gee thanks, just what I wanted to imagine Brittany," I thought sarcastically.